Cell Phones: I think cell phones are a great thing. I think it is stupid to be on the phone and driving at the same time. It’s even dumber to text and drive. Some people just never learn. When I’m driving around town, most of the people that are driving like dumbasses are texting, talking on the phone, smoking, or eating while driving.
White House crashers: They should go to jail. In this post 9/11 America, anyone who fucks with America in any way should be locked up. If I go to the Pentagon and need an escort to take a shit, anyone who shows up at the White House without invitation and meets the President should be behind bars.
Diets: Simply put-THEY DON’T WORK! Here’s something interesting that will work: QUIT EATING SO DAMN MUCH FOOD AND EXERCISE.
Black Friday: I hate it. No good comes out of it. I’d rather do online shopping and have shit delivered. This way I stay safe. The retarded-ass Wal-Mart Black Friday shoppers of New York last year really showed how stupid people can get. A guy died and people wouldn’t disperse. Damn.
Expressing opinions online: My wife and I express our opinions online through Blogger, MySpace, Facebook, and YouTube. There are some people out there that don’t like that. All I can say is this: Neither my wife nor I say anything to intentionally offend anyone. We express opinions just like anyone else. If this is a problem for any of you, report abuse at the respective websites. I won’t remove videos or blogs for anyone, and neither will my wife. Those days are gone.